Computers. Bleh.

Last week my computer broke. To put it in real-person terms, the hard drive died. I didn’t have anything backed up, so now three years of pictures, songs, poetry, homework, love letters and videos are gone. I spent a lot of time crying and yelling and just generally freaking out. I felt like I was losing three years of my life.

But my best friend softly whispered in my ear, “Your memories are in your head, not in your computer.” And then I was mostly okay.

I don’t want to make this a whole existential moment, but really, I think it’s about time I shifted my attitude toward technology. We all laugh about computers ruling the world someday, but don’t they sort of rule our lives already? The first thing I do in the morning is check my phone. Then I get on my computer and check my email, facebook, tumblr, twitter, my friends’ tumblrs… you get the idea. I don’t walk out on my porch and look at the horizon, or take the time to pray or stretch or meditate. I’d rather skip breakfast than ignore the internet. How much of this precious life am I wasting by escaping into an internet connection instead of a real, face-to-face connection?

I think it’s time for a change. It’s going to be difficult since I am a student, and thus spend most of my time parked in front of a computer out of necessity. But I think I can do it. Google doesn’t need to be my best friend. I don’t need to have proof of every life event on Instagram. Maybe I could sing my new songs to the birds and the trees instead of a microphone plugged into a laptop.

Like I said, this will be hard. So if you have any tips on how to ease oneself back into the real world, I’m all ears.

How To Build A Blanket Fort For Grown-Ups

Two days ago I attempted to make a blanket fort. I typed “How to build a blanket fort for grownups” into Google and waited. I’m the type of person who googles everything. I have to keep clearing my search history because it contains things like ‘Freezing point of a cat’, ‘LOTR wiki’, ‘Happy David Tennant gif tumblr’, and other embarrassing things. Anyway, I was rewarded with pictures like this:

this:

and finally, this:

…and I thought, “Yes, this will be so awesome, I will have a blanket fort by nightfall and I will never again set foot in the real world!”
But dudes. They never tell you how to achieve this mystical adult blanket fort. As always, I’m here to make everything right in the world, so here are detailed instructions.

1. Find a bunch of blankets and sheets. Don’t worry about matching them, the hodgepodge of stained tablecloths and random sheets that your dog mayyy have used as a bed will only add to the quirky charm of your fort.

2. Find the tallest thing in the room to use as the center of your fort. Yes, when you were five you could just throw a sheet over some chairs and call it a day, but we’re trying to fit a 6’1″ man in here, so find something tall. Your best bet is probably the purple lamp that you’ve had since you were 12 which leans slightly to the left. That won’t cause any structural problems at all!!

3. Stare at your lamp and your pile of sheets for a while.

4. Go find a chip clip from your kitchen. Clip one end of a sheet to the top of your lamp, and drape the other end over your bookshelf. Forget to remove anything fragile that you have been keeping on that bookshelf. Become grumpy when things start breaking.

5. Move on to the next sheet. Clip the end of the sheet to the top of the lamp, making sure your first sheet stays secure. Ignore how much the lamp is now leaning. Jam the other end of the sheet into one of your dresser drawers. Gaze over your fort-mess with happiness. Do a small victory dance.

6. Get ready to clip the third sheet onto the lamp.

7. Curse enthusiastically when the lamp comes smashing down on your head. Don’t cry. This is a blanket fort for ADULTS.

8. Go out into the living room. Turn your couch 180° and then forget why you did that. Mutter under your breath and hope that your roommate is not home.

9. Find a huge picture hook and a huge nail. Hammer them into the ceiling. Forget why you did that as well.

10. Look for string.

11. Do not find string.

12. Give up and go watch a movie on the couch.

Nailed it.

Something’s Coming, Something Good

Do you ever get the inexplicable feeling that something really great is going to happen? You don’t know exactly what it is or when it will come but a bubble of hope floats over your head until it shows.

I’m there.

I’ve been listening to a lot of West Side Story lately, and I think that Tony’s song “Something’s Coming” is the definition of optimism… and not in a cheesy way. It’s a perfect blend of eagerness and hope with just a little bit of impatience. I just love it. Ahh Bernstein and Sondheim. Love.

Ahhh. Okay, now back to packing for Miss Delaware!

Grumpy McGrumpypants

Hello!

Right now I’m drowning in homework, ridiculously caffeinated, and really grumpy due to lack of carbs, namely chocolate cake. I’ve been trying to figure out how to get out of this surly state so that I can enjoy the wonderful life that I actually have. I’ve tried wearing the cutest clothes I own, making plans to eat pancakes at midnight, taking numerous facebook and twitter breaks (which only made me feel worse, by the way), smiling constantly, working out, and drinking more coffee. And I still feel like I got coal in my Christmas stocking.

But guess what.

I figured out the cure to my frustration. It’s quite simple. Every time i feel like I’m going to punch my computer, I take the much cheaper option- look at pictures of cats while listening to really good music.

So whether you’ve been hitting the books too hard or working all your daylight hours away or just woke up on the wrong side of the bed, I’ve got something for you. You’re welcome.